dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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