I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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