his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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