those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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