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(612): View more from Minnesota

hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.

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(516): View more from New York

He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.

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(360): View more from Washington

I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.

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(417): View more from Missouri

Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note

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Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!

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(586): View more from Michigan

friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.

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(314): View more from Missouri

Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.

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