just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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