So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
there was a trapeze. enough said
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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