Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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