that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I checked into jail on foursquare
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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