Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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