Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
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