What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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