goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
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