In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
No subtext here. People are naked.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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