All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
Your face is a jimmy john
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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