so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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