yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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