He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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