My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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