I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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