i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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