You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize
