Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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