Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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