So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I didn't shave. On purpose
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
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