would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
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