nutella sex= disaster
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
This can only be settled by a dance off.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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