If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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