and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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