This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Barsexuality is the new black.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
This can only be settled by a dance off.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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