It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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