if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
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