smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
3 2 1 whiskey
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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