carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
3pm strippers are depressing
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Randomize
