Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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