Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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