i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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