This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
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