No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Sober January is a disaster.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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