You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
do nipples grow back?
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