do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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