You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Randomize
