i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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