Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
Randomize
