Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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