i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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