Small penises have feelings too.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
false alarm. still invincible.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Randomize
