I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Randomize
