I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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