Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Randomize
