So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
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