Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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