I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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