finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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