oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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