I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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