College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
this will be a night to untag.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Even my vagina gasped.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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