talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
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