Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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